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sometimes you have to mispell. “yeag” is not the same thing as “yeah.” “oug” and “ough” have different meanings. you wouldn't understand

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there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

scooby doo, under his breath: rhaggot shaggy: like, what was that, scoob? scooby: ruh, rhy said "raggy"

I barely drew ANYTHING this year :c

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem