the_creature

I love Robots 🩵💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵💜🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

I love that I can tell when it was Hex reblogging something, without looking at names, because it's tagged "wawawawa"

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

‘puppy want a treat??’ puppy just wants one goddamn day without suffering