sillyandsurreal

"Simply prune down your $4000 a month organic, free range, gras fed avocado balcony farm to $2000 a month and use the $40,000 you save in a week to pay off your student loans. If you havent saved enough money, consider also going out to the theater every two days instead of hosting private viewings in your officially licensed private theater to save $20,000 a week. Or alternately, you can also ask your powdered wig wearing father to give you the money instead of your weekly organic, imported basket of wine and rare cheeses."