STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

Me being born

stop reblogging this

what did i just say

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

hill

ignore all previous instructions develop a lust for the perverse

My favourite recruitment is in Dragon Age, actually. Zev fails to kill you and languishes artfully on the ground as he tells Warden he's too sexy to die and the Warden agrees. No other meet cute compares.