i initially planned to do a no kill playthrough. couldnt get past the first guard in the dungeon, so i gave up and decided to do a high chaos playthrough. by decided i mean when i left the sewers i’d killed 13 guards and figured there was no turning back

i somehow accidentally triggered a fight at lady boyle’s party within the first ten seconds and fought about seven thousand people i should never have had to

once i fell like two hundred feet into water off the side of a cliff and i had to drown myself to get out of that predicament 

emily would say things like “you smell like blood when you come home” and “when im empress im going to full two ships with men and crash them together so they drown” and i’d run far far away from that

i managed to find the nonlethal way to neutralize the regent but then i got lost on my way out and had to kill him anyway

that time i summoned too many rats at a time and also there were actual rats ready to eat me and the guards were screaming and i was screaming and the rats were screaming

i genuinely didn’t know at first if the loyalists only betrayed me because i was such a bad person

i’d gotten so desensitized to killing people that at the end when samuel’s like “you’re worse than the traitors so i told them you’re here” i got super mad and tried to kill him but that motherfucker is a fast rower so i slowed time to do it and then the endgame had corvo standing by his grave like he died by plague and not a crossbow bolt in his face 

and my personal favorite:

when i found daud and he started his big speech where i decided his fate but i’d already summoned some rats and they ate him

Yeah, still Corvo in a turtleneck. Because WHY NOT