This is Me, Myself, and I

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here