We're all stories in the end, so make it a good one

The way Shane always melts when Ilya kisses his neck 🥵

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

Andrew Minyard has a beautiful brain and is quite the comedian, as we can all read in the books ('is your learning curve a horizontal line?'). So I introduce to you the headcanon that during movie nights Andrew will whisper all kinds of commentary in Neil's ear, and Neil regularly dissolves in giggles or straight up laughter and everybody is so confused because the scene wasn't even that funny? Is Neil hearing voices? Stoic Andrew Minyard cannot possibly be that funny right? Neil just waves them off and tries to hold his laughter in. Andrew, btw, is very smug about the fact he can make Neil laugh like that.

post canon where andreil are still on different teams and their relationship gets outed except the general public / most ppl are convinced it's fake or a pr stunt (or smth idk work with me). so andrew pulls out his twitter that he's posted on like Twice (both times contractually obligated) and drops a photo of neil looking like he just got fucked within an inch of his life and then deletes it 5 mins later. internet in an uproar.

Honestly if the situation was less dire 24 year old Renee Walker watching her 19 year old best friend be horrendously down bad for the new 19 18 year old asshole striker would have a lot of comedic potential. You know he’s furious about his crush. In denial. Renee sure as shit knows. Wymack knows. Kevin is tired as hell and trying to domesticate Neil like a feral cat.