Real men rule - bullies rule

Quand je mets azel attaché au mur 😈

“Shaun?” said the cute hunk in the red briefs, “It’s me, Danny! Look, man, you gotta get inside quick! They’re all suits and you can just slip right into whichever one you choose! Look at me man! I was able to get Luke Cozzens!”

“Danny!” said Shaun, “Holy shit! Why didn’t you guys text me earlier! Damn! Is there even anybody left or did the D&D group take the best?”

“Sorry, man,” said Danny, pumping up his new chest muscles, “You know we didn’t really know if it would work, and if we were going to get them all, but we totally did! Max got quarterback Chad Hammer. Jennifer got soccer stud Matt Griffin. And Scott snagged bodybuilder Benjamin VanDerBosch. And the rest grabbed some massive dude bros. So don’t worry, there’s still plenty of good ones left. Oh – and hey. Once you get a new bodysuit, do you want to, um, you know, meet back at my dorm room?”

“Danny…?” said Shaun, “Really?”

“Yeah,” said Danny, “I mean, I always kinda had a crush on you but I know you weren’t really into the way I looked. But it’s cool man. I’m Luke now, and I know that you’re into him!”

“I am not!” said Danny, “I could never be into such a studly jock who only cares about himself and all of his fucking hot frat boy friends –”

“Danny,” chuckled Shaun, “Come on, man. It’s cool. I know you were always checking him out, and this is totally your chance to get with him! I mean, it’s me inside of here! Now go get yourself a new body! I think I still saw the bodysuit of Jason Trautman crumbled up in his bedroom – up the stairs and third door on the right. I think he’d be really hot with you in control of him…”

“Oh, whoa!” said Danny, “OK – I gotta get in there and get that suit.”

“Yeah you do,” said Shaun, “And then, like I said, I’ll be waiting in my dorm room for you. OK? Damn, my ass is aching to be filled. I can’t wait for ‘Jason’ to show up and fuck my brains out! You’re gonna look so fucking hot, man! We all are! This is awesome!”