amiya

harry: toddlers breathe and arianators voldemort attacks them

ron: my brother is really skipping out on a field trip because he's "been to busch gardens enough already" ASSHOLE I'VE BEEN NEVER

hermione: damn i straighten my hair and suddenly the whole school falls in love with me

ginny: getting drugs w lunch today😌 and by drugs i mean tylenol

neville: going on the record to say that i will absolutely start snape discourse with ariana grande harry potter i do not care

luna: how do dogs survive the winter in canada they must be freezing🥺🥺

draco: i don’t mind my dad trying to buy my love

fred and george: “they raise cattle and sheep. i just wanna raise the roof.” FUCKING MOOD

bonuses:

everyone in gof: my psychology teacher dada professor and the live action cat in the hat are the same person and no i can't elaborate

bellatrix: time for everyone's favorite game....NAME THAT BRAIN DAMAGE

moaning myrtle: CRYING MY EYES OUT

lucius: courtney saying “yeah we going to jail” is the biggest mood of this decade

harry at the end of almost every book: he is awake and i am being attacked

julian

cristina

emma

dru

aline and helen

kit

ty

teddy : charlie charlie do my friends like me? *the pencil goes to one of the no squares* aww it’s because they love me, right? *the pencil turns to the other no square* viCTOIRE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

victoire : okay i’m taking you all on a field trip! pack your bags kiddos, we’re going to church!!

dominique : on the last day of school i’m wearing heels and if anyone dares to walk to slow they’re getting these suckers to the back

louis : if we were all tv characters i would be gossip girl

molly : progress book progress book ruins my relationship with my father*

lucy : stop flossing start humping!!

fred : i don’t need jesus, jesus needs me

roxanne : who the fuck gets their grandma to sit on someone to win a fight?

rose : [“rose’s always liked to read. in kindergarten she was the only one who read to the class during story time”] that’s because i could

hugo : why is the dolphin wearing speedos??

james : *in the middle of a big test* my dick is harder than this math test

albus : skateboarding awwAaayyy from my problems

lily : hUgo stop doing demonic rituals in the classroom!!!!

scorpius : fuck it i’m making waffles

In Telugu, “gundi” means “smol/button/round/cute”.

After two weeks of green (a new record) her hair had miraculously turned blue. She huffed as she began walking to class. Maybe the akuma would come before the test? She sure hoped so.

The air was calm and cheery before Alix showed up, but after the class started noticing her hair, it turned tense.

Miss. Bustier had considered cancelling class for the day, but with the test, she decided it would be best to continue and hope the Akuma waited.

It didn’t.

Not five minutes into the exam and a loud crash was heard from a few blocks down.

Immediately, Alya begged to be let out, and Miss Bustier begrudgingly agreed.

Alix watched the fight from her vantage point on the school roof (don’t ask how she got up there), blue eyes following the Akuma’s movements.

What makes me special? she asked herself.

“Perhaps I can tell you.”

Alix whipped around, seeing a short old Chinese man staring up at her.

“How did you get up here?” she asked, dumbfounded.

The man didn’t answer. “Special indeed. Come along, there is much to explain.”

Not seeing any other option, she followed him.

~~~~~

“Hold on, I’m a what?”

Master Fu quirked a brow.

Alix stared at him, wide eyed. She was surprised she hadn’t dropped her tea.

Fu set down his kettle, standing and walking over to the old Record Player. He opened the thing in a way Alix could not see, and pulled out a dark purple beaded bracelet with four rings connected to it.

He handed it to her and Alix took it carefully. Immediately, a ball of light flashed out, and Alix shielded her eyes.

“Hey kid, name’s Roarr. Got any jerky?”

Alix stared at the thing and gaped.

“What the heck is that!?”

Today she said, very quietly, “Do you think I could be ace, too?”

And I said very carefully “If you think it suits you, I don’t see why not”

And my Mum, my strong, self-confident Mum, who never once  has ever felt uncomfortable in her own skin as far as I know, beamed in relief. Relief. 

 Because she never knew. Because getting married young and bearing children for her husband (meaning sex) was expected of her. Because everyone gave her the feeling as if something would be wrong or broken about her if she didn’t want, didn’t do that.

Because her whole life long, she thought there was something wrong with her.

  She beamed around a mouth-full of toothpaste and said, very proudly and deliberately, “I think I like that, being ace.”

And continued on with her brushing, humming a bit louder.