The Third Sigafoos

i love when i am drinking water and some of it spills on my shirt and i dont really react.. i dont give a fuck anymore to be real with U

I once had to explain to someone that I wasn’t drunk, I’m just bad at drinking water

I'm going to animorph into the fucking Joker

i will never get over that the bucks are soooooo obsessed with getting a guy to stand between them. any guy will do, but preferably a big sexy important guy, and they like to hang off him like a pair of floozies. this game NEVER stops being fun to them. they LOVE to pet their chosen guy and kiss his face and tell him he’s soooo handsome. and then when they get bored, they’ll step over his broken body and go get brunch. guys of ALL TIME.

spending several weeks scheduling a get-together for six of my friends but not telling them my plan is for us to walk around the business district downtown in a line like the band Madness

A Song Of Mice And Fire

What the fuck is redwall

Hailing from the same home region, everyone in Buffalo hates her too

"Why is this guy so popular?" Well

Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j

Howl’s Moving Dreamhouse

@bobbieyaga

This post was ahead of its time.

The moment they started falling in love ❤️

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

I thought it was like a zip tie or something

everyone who says that bdsm is just improv should probably ask their improv groups to stop tying them up and flogging them with whips i dont.think improv groups are supposed to do that

starting to suspect you guys' improv groups have deeply misapprehended the term slap stick comedy

"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

World Heritage Post

The one before the bird is fake, though

my SPOON is too SQUARSHED

“Can you believe those old dipshits thought this looked like a spoon”

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

Always reblog this if you are cool

To be more specific, it’s a hill where fascists die.