Delicious Yiff and Stuph

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…

Ayyyyyy I’m here for it

Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology

I hope you get more than that.

that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

Dont tempt me, holy fuck

You know what I just might

Seriously debating this

I……. I didn’t realize this was an option and for the life of me I am almost tempted

yo, hey friends, I am now solar_cat over on the PH community, hmu if you wanna be friends over there! I have to say, looking at the account settings and such so far, it seems like they actually have pretty good privacy options and so on. Gotta get some friends before I can see how the personal feed works and so on, but… not bad, so far! (and I guess it keeps me from browsing it at work, lol!)

SMALL WARNING: you will want to visit your own profile; seems like PornHub will auto-assign you a header image so you may have a profile that just has like, pussy. Right there. Which is what happened to me, and which I have just changed (you can use their stock images or upload your own). JUST A HEAD’S UP! XD

OKAY SO. Thus far I have discovered that PH Community’s feed has a 20,000 character limit for text posts, and a slightly limited emoji library (not terribly important, but good to know). However, it WILL let you post text (and has basic text editing functions built in so you don’t have to write your own HTML), pics, gifs, and video. There’s a “Community Feed” that seems to be the default view, which is, predictably, entirely porn. However, the “My Feed” section gives you only the users/communities you subscribe to, and will actually even let you filter that further (which I would try if I didn’t only have 1 subscription currently; as is I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference).

i find myself wishing i was an erotica writer, not just an adventure writer who doesn’t censor the sex scenes much. i don’t think pornhub would be a good place for me to promo books that have maybe 2 pages of not-very-explicit sex in a 200 page book. but it looks so… so cozy over there…

IS THAT AN OPTION??

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

I want that cock in me

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

Need this

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

i reblog this everytime

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Can I just.. Scuse me .

come on patrick lets do this

Patrick ma Negus

I’m so broke 😭help meee

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

One thing that I thought really sucked a lot is that the production company who made the KDA video isn’t even credited. They credit a lot of other people on their videos, usually, but the actual animators of the video are hidden; almost a lie by omission. At best it’s a honest mistake, at worst it’s sneakily trying to pass off the video as something made in-house when it’s not. :(