Nov 21, 2024
⁺ ⛧ ﹒ jurgen leitner ? — ˚ 🕯 ⌢
“ stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner god damn fool book collecting, dust eating, rat old bastard, shithead, idiot, avatar of the whore - ”
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🕯﹐ he / they / it + 18 + aroace spec + gender apathetic ﹐★
﹑ likes - one piece, wtdsik, tma, lego monkie kid, persona series, ace attorney, in stars and time, my hero academia ﹒⟡﹒⤿
⛧ ﹔🥀﹒ dislikes - bigots, wasps, needles ﹐ıllı
！About you/info - im so incredibly normal about amy kiriwo [ LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER ] ﹒🪦
” - biggest clown in the circus, laughed out of town, cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner ”
#intro post#tags are stupid#stop pinning me when i talk about jurgen leitner i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up books ?#why did he decide to fuck around and find out just to set them loose#is he dead is he a bastard man has such a visceral affect on me not even in the room never seen this mans face and i know he has the worlds#shittiest beard get away from me#if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent#back down#if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my#bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the purpose of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned#or alive#i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy#he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version#ill go ham#better have had a book make him kill a man because if he didnt im going to make him#paypal dot com slash i fucking hate jurgen leitner#episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be in his library and i fuckibg lost it#where the fuck is jurgen leinter if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt#crusty old man#ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until#all thats left is one final book he kept on him simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish#im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point#i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone#every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books#holy fuck i just hand typed the entire leitner rant /srs#thank you for coming to my ted talk
