Siegfried Houdini

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies

I hate this post because they’re both biscuits. Also @everyone saying American biscuits are scones, they’re not at all the same thing, they look similar and that’s about it.

mood all 2018