Vorx's Bog

yeah ok I'll rebog that

How is this how I find out we have guests?

*keeps my cards close to my chest but they're all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*

*wears my heart on my sleeve but then puts on three extra layere and a coat*

Bitterblood is here now. Good company, though that incident did quite a number on his mental wellness. Poor man. :(

youre never alone. bacteria

FUCK AGRI WORLDS

Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild

Are you telling me mortarion wouldn't be able to handle spicy food? That he wouldn't try a jalapeno for the first time and not view it as a challenge? No matter the threat to his GI system? The guy who preaches about endurance and regularly eats cyanide? He wouldn't by the heresy pour 1/2 bottle of hot sauce on his food much to the horror of his other brothers?

Father is indeed a capsaicin fiend. Lord Fulgrim banned him from the kitchen after the second incident with pepper extract.

You know i wish Mortarion had a slower change to becoming a daemon prince, i want an inbetween stage before he went full moth where he is just a cocoon for thousands of years.

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

Dance fungus dance