I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

im desperate

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

@rotrobot

@rotrobot

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

@ anyone who follows me

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.