Let Me Explain you a Thing

Somebody told me that the reason Cousin Skeeter was cancelled was because they couldn’t get the slime out of the puppet 

i feel so bad for the japanese girls whose selfies are posted without their consent by ppl with urls like kitten-strawberry-cum what the hell is wrong with you creepy fucks

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN

Yes. YES. But I have a fanfiction that is SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS that I keep going back and reading it. Optimus Prime x Vacuum Cleaner

… Well shit, dude, I think yours sounds like it blows mine out of the water.

I keep fanfics like that on my kindle. In. Not Optimus prime/vacuum cleaner, like multiple rereads.

I’d keep an Optimus Prime/Vacuum Cleaner fic on my kindle just for the sheer novelty, really.

sometimes, when i’m feeling sad, i re-read a banjo-kazooie erotic fanfic i found a while ago and laugh so hard that i forget what i was sad about i should buy a kindle just to contain it, really

If Kazooie has a vagina instead of a cloaca, then it’s bullshit and I don’t want to read it.

Would….would this be any less terrifying in context?

dog:… I am going to get my gun frog: *gasps*

somebody please tell me what this is from

when did Animal Crossing get so violent? 

i never expected to see Hector’s House on tumblr, and i most definitely do not remember this scene

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

“this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items”

“why is all this ammo here”

“where did all the enemies go”

“This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it.“