Why are you here?

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

I love that this legend of a man is why we have the concept of cynicism

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

your skeleton and organs is just a meat bionicle, y'know?

You KNOW Taylor loved it

MY FAVORITE