qu'est-ce que c'est

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

computer. get me a compilation of every garrett voice line from last year's thief vr game post haste

theres a pretty good chance that the sound effect that plays when the eyesight is toggled on is him breathing real sultry into the microphone as well 👍👍👍

computer. get me a compilation of every garrett voice line from last year's thief vr game post haste

keep only finding comps of 2014 thief with fake stupid not sexy garrett. this is such bullshit + the universe hates me specifically

imagine yuo start touching him in a place he hasn't been touched in a century and 30 seconds later he short circuits and is lying brick dead on ur couch and yr screaming crying rattling him looking for a power button fuck did i just kill his battery or something until his system reboots a few mins later and ur like oh. thats what a robot orgasm looks like ?

u ask him if thats normal. he doesnt know. u ask him if its dangerous/bad for his machinery. he doesnt know. u ask him if he liked it. bigggggg thumbs up

googling "how much do humanoid robots weigh on average" and being extremely disappointed to find out theyre basically normal size. even a little light compared to humans. nonsense. i want to be PINNED DOWN nay FLATTENED by a deceptively sized machine with a crazy high interior density level pretty please.

um. in minecraft

imagine finding out you have an old robot fetish how embarrassing