Youngest sister: “Sorry VSCO girls, I’ll recycle.”

Younger sister: “Who’s she???”

My sister: “If you’re gonna die, do it outside.”

Sister: "Fine! I'm a deep heavy metal saucepan head! Jeez get your mind out of the gutter."

Middle sister: (whispers sadly) "I want the world."

Youngest sister: "Yeah. I was gonna say I didn't like sushi in America but then I realised that I don't like sushi in general."

Youngest sister: "I hope it tastes bad."

My other sister: "It's not good to lie."

My little sister was real sleepy so I put her in her bed. The lights were off and she asks "Can you help me with my blanket?" So I switch on the light so I can see. She waves her hand at the blanket laying on the end of her bed and I move it up for her. Then she mumbles, "The force... I have the force with me." I'm like, "Of course you do, hon." And she giggles. She closes her eyes and then goes, "I wanna be on the dark side." I look at her, utterly confused, and she goes, "The light. I wanna be in the dark side." I finally realise, she's talking about the light switch. I switch off the light and she goes, "I've joined the dark side." With a stream of giggles and then falls asleep.

“His face sticks out of the shower.”

Youngest sister: "When life gives you lemons."