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Sex stuff you probably wonât learn from fanfiction and/or porn:
Erotic fic and porn can be a lot of fun! But if you arenât being provided with adequate sex ed through other channels (comprehensive sexual education, frank and open discussions with trusted adults, etc.), turning to fanfic and porn for your understanding of sex is gonna leave some major blindspots and may leave you with some unrealistic expectations. While thereâs nothing wrong with these kinds of erotica, they are fictional and tend to leave out a lot of the more realistic, human parts of sex - they serve a great purpose, but that purpose isnât primarily educational. The following is an incomplete list of some things you should probably know about sex that a lot of fic and porn tends to leave out:
It isnât always super hot or super sweet. Sometimes itâs super silly. Or sometimes itâs sort of mundane and youâre both simply scratching an itch. Thatâs fine too. (Hell, sometimes youâre talking about comic books while boning and your partner is laughing that youâre getting REALLY ANGRY about spider-man while theyâre going to town on you.)
You will probably not climax at the same moment. Itâs a sweet idea, but extremely hard to coordinate, and if all your concentration is going into coming at the exact same moment, youâre probably not enjoying yourselves as much as you might.Â
Sometimes bodies make weird, goofy noises. Squelching, slapping, air-escaping, un-sexy noises. Itâs okay to laugh at this.Â
Hell, itâs okay to laugh during sex in general.
Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you fart while someone is going down on you and it is embarrassing as hell. This isnât the end of the world. Embarrassing body things happen. Heck, sometimes, with anal, thereâs a little poo. You get over it.
Sometimes sex is⌠kinda bad? This doesnât mean itâs assault, or something traumatic â sometimes itâs consensual but just kinda bleh and not what you hoped for. The best thing to do (if youâre talking about sex with a partner and not just a hook up who you can not call back) is talk to them about it. Figure out what went wrong, what you enjoy and what you donât, and communicate what techniques you do and donât like. Also donât be afraid to stop someone in the middle of the sex act youâre not enjoying and offer guidance on how to help make it good for you too. (Side tip: masturbation makes great research into what you personally do and donât enjoy sexually)
You wonât enjoy every sex act. Not every body is wired to find every thing pleasurable. You might find anal does nothing for you. You may find g-spot stimulation just makes you really anxious that youâre about to pee. You may not enjoy giving or receiving oral. Youâre not broken if you donât like something that every pornstar or smutty fanfic protagonist seems to have earth-shattering orgasms from. Everyoneâs got nerve endings in a range of places â itâs quite literally, different strokes for different folks.
On that note, not all orgasms are earth-shattering. Sometimes it just feels warm and nice. Thatâs fine too.Â
Sometimes, if youâre neutral on a sex act and your partner loves it, you can suck it up for them, and theyâll suck up something theyâre not crazy about for your pleasure in return. But communicate preferences with each other! Know that when a partner does that thing you love that they donât get much from, that itâs an act of care, and vice versa.Â
Falling asleep in each otherâs arms right after wild passionate sex seems really romantic, but dried and crusty fluids are gonna be a bitch in the morning. Also, after sex, you should both (regardless of your equipment) go pee to clear out the urethra of any gunk or bacteria to reduce risk of a UTI.Â
Putting a towel down on the bed before sex means you donât have to sleep on wet funky sheets. (itâs also verrrrrry useful for period sex if you or your partner menstruate.)
A lot of people donât like dirty talk, or rough sex. Always ask first. (Fanfic on the whole does a better job than porn at showing communication, but a lot of it is still highly fictive on this point)
PROTECTION PROTECTION PROTECTION. Use condoms, dental dams, etc. not just to prevent pregnancy, but to reduce risk of STIs. (Yes, even couples with the same genitals who donât need to worry about pregnancy).
Lube is great and very important, but random goopy things around you are not good lube. Random oils especially, since oil doesnât flush out well and can trap bacteria inside the body â oil-based lubricant also degrades condoms. Use lube specifically designed for intimate purposes. Water-based and silicone-based lubes help sex feel really good!
Bigger isnât necessarily better. A lot of people with vaginas donât enjoy the feeling of being repeatedly punched in the cervix by a monster cock. Some people enjoy a larger size when being penetrated by an appendage or toy and some donât.
Bodies are hairy. Genitals are hairy. You may get a pube stuck in your teeth at some point. If your partner is WAY fuzzier than porn ever led you to believe theyâd be, well, thatâs normal.Â
Not everyone loves the taste of ejaculate. Sometimes itâs nasty (flavor tends to vary from person to person depending on their diet, but sometimes you just really donât like it no matter what. Some of us hate the taste of peanut butter. People donât always like things). Itâs okay not to swallow, or to request a penis-having partner warn you so they donât ejaculate in your mouth (in fact, itâs polite for them to do the latter).Â
If youâre gonna have shower sex, get one of those rubbery mats for the shower floor that gives you traction, because otherwise itâs super embarrassing to call for an ambulance while dripping wet and naked because you slipped and accidentally broke something and your partner got a concussion while you were trying to bang in the shower.Â
Moaning and screaming wildly during sex is fun but it will make the neighbors in the apartments adjacent to you hate you. Make choices accordingly.Â
This is all excellent advice. I could throw in a couple more:
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Good advice. Also:
Muscle cramps happen. If youâre in a weird position, your body may decide to object. Pillows for support can be wonderful things.Â
Anyone who finds towels arenât enough, they make waterproof pillowcases you can get for like $10. Fold a bath sheet in half, slide the pillowcase in between the layers.Â
Related, there is no such thing as too much lube. (I wish fanfic writers would depict using lube more often, and I am looking at myself in the mirror on this one.)
An absolute must read, ladies and gents!
If sex is a newer thing to you or even if itâs not, please have a read of this! Itâs pure gold!
This is also the reason Iâm moving into Sex and Relationship Education (RSE) in the U.K. Education needs to be so much better regarding this area.
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This is such a good list. Iâm currently trying to find the right balance in my erotica between the fantasy and the reality, so that thereâs an educational and realistic aspect to it that people can learn from too. This is a great resource for that.
Thanks OP and everyone whoâs added to it.
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I can vouch for the accuracy of this. Once youâve had these regularly, you get hooked. Chastity is good for that.
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1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?
2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?
3. What was your high school sex fantasy?
4. Whatâs your favorite position?
5. Â Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?
6. Â Do you like to swallow?
7. Â Who do you fantasize about when youâre alone?
8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?
9. Where is one place you would never have sex?
10. Top or bottom?
11. Â Best sexual complement you ever got?
12. When was the first time you masturbated?
13. Â Have/would you ever have sex outside?
14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
15. Â Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?
16. Â If you had a sexual âto-doâ list, what would be on top of the list?
17. Is a weird âsex face/orgasm faceâ a total deal breaker?
18. Do you have a gag reflex?
19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?
20. Are piercings sexy?
21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?
22. List your kinks.
23. How did you discover you were kinky?
24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?
25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life? Â If so, what are they?
26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?
27. Something that never fails to make you horny:
28. Where is one place you would never have sex?
29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)
31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?
32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you donât want anyone to find:
33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:
34. How big is too big?
35. One sexual thing you would never do:
36. Three spots that drive me insane:
37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
38. Is it good sex even if you donât cum?
39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?
40. Â If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?
41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?
42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?
43. Do you watch porn?
44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?
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47. Â What is one random object youâve used to masturbate?
48. Biggest sexual fantasy?
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