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Jaskier: I jest!

Geralt of Rivia: I don't *punches him*

#p.m. seymour #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geralt x jaskier #this really happened i promise

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Me, throwing a blue glowstick into the depths of the forest and catching a glimpse of the Windego that haunts my territory: Why won't you P A R T Y ?

Is yeast vegan???? Like it's alive.. but idk. What's the cut-off for veganism?

#shitpost #vegan #i need answers #science #i will not sleep #until this is answered

Why does every tiktok be like

*a tumber post I saw four years ago*

"Follow for more!"

#bruh

How i feel every morning

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Lily, from the passenger seat: DEER!

James, the idiot driving: Yes hon- *hits deer*

#bold of me to assume james can drive #he can't #lily tried to teach him how to drive but they will never talk about what happened #hp #harry potter #james potter #lily potter #mauraders #marauders hc #shitpost

I can imagine Dean telling Cas that people call their loved ones by food like pumpkin.

I can also imagine Cas using that, but with things Dean eats, which is fine at first because it's pie and stuff, but then it turns into "Hello french fry" or "Come here buffalo chicken wing" and Dean just lets it slide because he doesn't know what to do about it.

#its cannon now #gay #supernatural #spn #spn crack #dean winchester #castiel #it's bad because they would

Sirius: when I make job applications, I'm gonna include a question that says "are you unhinged? If so, give an example." So that I can employ the most chaotic people.

Remus: ... you don't own a buisness, Sirius, and we can all see why.

#shitpost #gay #remus lupin #sirius black #hp #this is a great idea tho #wolfstar #marauders #marauders hc #hc #Sirius is pouting in the corner now

I just watched someone belly flop into a pool and I swear I could hear the tattoos on their chest come off

#shitpost #showerthoughts #p.m. seymour #belly flop #tattoo gone #same tho

I just found this??? In my house?????

#shitpost #p.m. seymour #showerthoughts #gay #daddy #help?#cursed #please i think someone made this to be inspirational???#get it out #kinky?

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How do you comfort a crying person who's looking for a person that goes by they/them pronouns?

They're There.

#shitpost #p.m. seymour #showerthoughts #gay #trans #transgender #nb #nonbinary #lesbian #bisexual #lgbtqia+#lgbt #lgbtq+#pun #puns #haha #it's better verbally #but this is fine #suffer #dad jokes #dad joke

I just pulled a string of masks out of my pockets like a fucking magician

#covid #covid19 #shitpost #p.m. seymour #showerthoughts #how to live during a pandemic #this is the equivalent of losing socks

Why does everyone in supernatural think they can friendship their way our of mental illness??

#shitpost #p.m. seymour #showerthoughts #gay #supernatural #spn #destiel #deancas #casdean #sam Winchester #dean Winchester #Castiel #friendship solves everything

Sirius: *flirts*

Remus: Just so you know, I play for your team ;)

Sirius:

Sirius: you play quiddich??

#shitpost #p.m. seymour #gay #sirius black #remus lupin #hp #marauders #harry potter #james potter #lily evans #Peter pettigrew #bisexual #quidditch #sirius fucking black

Remus: what's on your mind?

Sirius, crying slightly: it's just that blueberries are very colour of the alphabet. The outside is blue, if you peel the skin they're green, and if you squeeze them the juice is purple!!

Remus:

Sirius: nature is so beautiful

#shitpost #p.m. seymour #showerthoughts #gay #remus lupin #sirius black #marauders #james potter #hp #blueberries #hes probably drunk #Peter pettigrew #lily evans

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Sirius: do you ever just get so thirsty that you regret every drop of liquid you've ever wasted???

Remus: I'm not sharing my hot chocolate

#shitpost #p.m. seymour #showerthoughts #gay #remus lupin #sirius black #the marauders #harry potter #hp #james potter #lily evans #Peter pettigrew #thirst

Tess is short for Tessica

#shitpost #p.m. seymour #showerthoughts #haha #tessica #tess

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