Hey, I'm Jazmin and this is Jackass

only 1400’s kids will get this

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

My love language is demonstrating how well I know you by forwarding you shit that will annoy you terribly.

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Omg yes😩

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

Speak it into existence! I LOOK FORWARD TO* money not being an issue 🔮

here’s to all of the people whose names have been lost to time. the unmarked graves, the forgotten memories, the writers of anonymous scribbles on the walls, the ordinary people who made great men great, the people who perhaps did not impact as many lives but who nonetheless made a difference. your stories may never be told, but despite all that, you too are history.

Can’t wait to get a half million dollars from Kaiba Corp

Screw the rules, I have an IOU.

Thats a cursive f not a b