Shyest storm you know

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

If bones floated then the sea would look very different

We do a lightning fast Macarena dance when we forget which pocket our phone is in

ITS TIME

my two biggest passions in life are language learning and writing and i just thought i could…….. create a language……… for my characters to speak………..

Our belly buttons are technically our charging port: 9+ months of charge for 60+ years of use.

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

Emo dissapeared because now everyone wants to die and it isn’t special anymore.

Art friend is best friend. 😍

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

lets see if this works

pls Roger

Please help Roger

please Roger I need you

Sometimes when you reboot roger it doesn’t happen fast, but now I’m pulling in triple the income I had before

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good