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Thank you to all the people sending me good wishes for my mental health to get better, it really made me smile to see that people care <3

but im sorry to say that im no longer posting on this blog, but instead of just deleting it i’ll let it stay as it is so that you all can till read what i’ve written for you.

and who knows maybe in the future i might be interested in writing some fun headcanon’s again for you all, but for now i’ll be continuing to work on the fantasy book i’ll be writing. ;)

Yup I’m doing this now

Even though I personally headcanon Bruce as autistic I won’t write so much about it in this one since to me he’s more of the “leave me alone so I can do my special interests” type socially awkward autistic (same), I’ll hint at it but won’t go full out on this one lol

Warning: Bruce not taking anyone’s bullshit, autism things, Not the romanticized version of autism or mental illness (aka realistic), swearing? idk what you expect of me I swear in almost everything I post

Apparently, mentally ill people find autistic romantic partners to be the best option for them since autistic people are more straightforward (cough better at communicating cough) with their feelings than allistic people, I just found that nice to hear, also it’s just perfect for this one lol

(Gn) ———

· Helping each other with mundane things like reminding the other to eat, bringing each other water, if the other fell asleep with makeup still on, wiping it off their face with a makeup wipe so the eyes won’t get irritated, pulling the other away from hyperfocus to just do things we need to do to be a functional human being before letting them return to it (it might sound weird but I literally want someone like that in my life lol) · Him buying a business just so he can fire a person for being ableist or a rude bitch towards you and you being super concerned about it but quickly getting over the concern since Bruce literally has to tell you that no one should treat you that way and that they would get fired anyway if they kept up that attitude 

· Not having to worry about bright lights when staying at his place since it is always dark there · He’s such a gentle kisser, he’d never want to overwhelm you or make you uncomfortable and he knows that he sometimes can’t control his strength so he’ll be extra gentle and soft with you because he’s already lost enough people in his life and he doesn’t want to push you away by accidentally being too rough

· Just spending hours not talking listening to music while doing your personal special interests, him working on his gear while you continue to research your special interests  · Whenever you two have a day where you just have a need for physical affection you’ll cuddle up together in blankets and watch movies for as long as you can 

· Bruce is a starer, this is obvious, so you won’t have to worry about anyone looking at you weird because if anyone does he’d glare at them until the person who was making you uncomfy get uncomfortable themselves and leave

· Him being extremely protective (would literally take a bullet for you), if you and him were in a situation together and something went wrong he’d become a human shield for you and then get you to safety asking if you’re okay before he leaves to help anyone else

oh no- no- NO! DO NOT PULL ME BACK INTO THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN!-

Goons were the best word I could think of lol, I know it sounds silly but it was the only one I could think of that wasn’t like 3 long words put together (that’d just be tiring to read and write over and over again)

@d34dpr13st

Warning: Gotham

(gn) ———

· You were probably just a person who was fascinated with him and his work so much so that you wanted to work for him, but you could never know how that’d end

· He was the person to fall in love first out the both of you, he got more protective and caring over you than he was to his other goons

· You two patching each other up after heists

· Him wanting your room closest to his so he can easily just check in on you whenever he gets anxious 

· He has probably made you wear a mask that matches his costume more than the other goons when going out

· The other goons probably act like they don’t notice when you are wearing scarecrows clothes (get your mind out of the gutter!!)

· Eventually he just made you basically “co-leader” of the gang so all the other people working for him have to respect you just as much they respect him or else they’ll have a bad time with the toxin

· You’ll never have to be worried about getting arrested or anything like that, because if you do get arrested you won’t have to wait long till the gangs all here to get you out and mess up the people who put cuffs on you

:)

Yes!