shy lil azzy

reblog if you want girlcock pics in your dms :3

@shygalzzy close enough?

I’ve been sent and tagged in this comic many times yes lol, its v cute!

shy girls are cute. one minute they're hiding their face, the next they're spreading their cunt begging you to fuck them.

yaaay ^w^

god i just remembered how nice my ass is

clearly yall arent interested in more pics of my ass

ngl last saturday i got whipped for the first time at a party and the girl kissed my ass after and i think it awakened something in me

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Last night I drank so much pineapple juice that the acid in it burned my throat raw while I was sleeping so I woke up delerious on 2 hours of sleep in immense pain and apparently while I was groaning in agony I told my friends to remind me in the morning to make a tumblr post about a superhero named "joey pregnant" whose superpower is he's always 9 months pregnant and can give birth at will and he uses this to stop crime by popping out babies at crimes in progress and making the criminals so uncomfortable they leave empty handed just to get away from him. He's transmasc. Can you tell I came up with this on no sleep and insane agony

In case you cant tell I completely forgot about joey pregnant until I was reminded as instructed

ruby whadda hell

You love me wife

part of the joy of having a fetish that's still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny

anyway I just saw someone complain about how snakes are too common in hypnosis porn

evil demon blade that instead of hungering for blood or anything is obssessed with cute things so it just estrogenizes the wielder

for everyone tagging this with your blorbos i do wanna note that this is my headcanon for what happened to diabellestar

"im so normal" says a girl who needs to have her personhood stripped from her and replaced with servitude

asking a tumblrina if she wants to switch to discord like leading someone's hand into the bedroom at a party

that game that is the exact cross of every fetish you're really into with very few stuff you don't like. yeah the dev's gonna go missing, the team's gonna run away with the money, the artist's gonna go rogue and steal a shit ton of money before leaving the dev team, but that generic ass mprotag mind control but not really sexy about it and only really using it as an excuse as to why the wholy unlikable mc can get pussy porn game? that's not only getting finished, its getting two sequels