Grimdark Garfield

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

why stop at mutuals. we should be lovers

@leonbastardbruh LITERALLY WENT FROM YOU THIRST FOLLOWING TO MUTUALS TO LOVERS LMAOO

Nd you went from almost blocking me to now being in the sad mood because you arnt with me so like ;P

i almost blocked you because you're nice and exactly the type of person i dreamed of being with and now i'm depressed because you're exactly the type of person i dreamed being with and you live 4,000 miles away from me

;-; babe. 197 days. Then we can cuddle again. I miss you.

can I be part of this please

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

She took the pages.

this website is wildly out of control