Grimdark Garfield

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME🩸🩸🩸🐺🐺🩸🐺🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺🩸NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥💥🎸💥HELP ME BELIEVE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ITS NOT THE REAL ME🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🥩🐺🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

spongebob cried because patrick was moving away. patrick got accepted to college and spngebob had to say goodbye to his friend. goodbye patrick. squidward was standing with his arms crossed but then he realized his two annoying neighbors would be split up for ever so actually he started getting really fucking happy and exstatick. and both his penis and nose made the same motion when he jumped. sorry but thats just how it works. its just the truth. its just the cold hard, solid, rock solid, and brick solid, and metal solid facts, and truths, that his penis did that in concjuction, and correspondence, with his nose. if you want to argue, then dm me or ibox me, lets make a website.