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i have not done water colors since i was 5 and hated them, so i wanted to try them again for artfight this year. attack on kon on artfight!

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ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

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7dmom

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

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yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

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evilnicegirl

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

innerchildabortionclinic

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

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i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

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contemptible-scoundrel

ANIME FOR INTELLECTUAL GENIUSES:

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higglety

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

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antigoneprogone

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

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daily-memory-of-touch

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

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