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everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

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and not to sound like a conspiracy theorist but another reason I hate the return of 2000βs th*nspo shit is bc starving does make women frail and has longer term consequences like early osteoporosis, brittle bones/teeth, insomnia, ect. Your muscles will start eating themselves. It also makes you extremely emotional and severely lowers your capacity for critical thinking not bc youβre a girl but because your brain isnβt getting any fucking nutrients so idk I just feel like its very convenient that every time thereβs an uptick in fascist rhetoric and womenβs rights are being stripped suddenly itβs peak fashion for women to be starving, weak, and exhausted
Please remember to eat. Your body literally contains you. Please take care of it. Fuel it properly. Like if you're making sure the electronics in your life are charged, then make sure your body is too.
I love your new fic Hypothermic and the whole trope of Jamie being a big cuddle bug and the best friend trope always has a chokehold on me. Can you write a romantic bestfriend!james maybe about a swim in the black lake or something with a summery vibe please (I miss summer so much rn)
BALL GAME β J.POTTER
James makes the most of being your favourite person to convince you out of the castle and into the lake.
cw β james picks the reader up at one point
james potter x fem!reader || fluff || 1.3k || requests open!
a/n: best friend james has my whole entire heart i fear
Sometimes James is half convinced youβre a vampire, that your skin is so delicate that even a pinprick of sunlight will burn you into a pile of ash.
If it werenβt for your ostentatious love of the summer seasonβand the privilege James has as your best friendβheβd be surprised you even agreed to his request at all.
Yet there you were, sat pretty underneath the shade of one of the small willow trees lining the water with a book in your lap and a picnic blanket separating you from the grass.
as an older sister who is best friends with my little sister, watching Voicemails for Isabelle absolutely destroyed me from the inside out. i was sobbing the entire movie.

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VOICEMAILS FOR ISABELLE 2026 β dir. Leah McKendrick
Can I request a fic where George gets knocked out in quidditch practice and reader aka his girlfriend runs to check on him he's all confused and dizzy and flirts with her? Like those memes "hey girl you got a boyfriend?" "You are my boyfriend" "hEelL yeAH"
Dazed and Devoted - George Weasley
summary: George gets knocked out during Quidditch practice. When he wakes up, confused and concussed, he flirts with his girlfriend like heβs never met her before. And honestly? Itβs kind of adorable.
warnings: none!
Word Count: 1.5k
Fred and George were showing off, as usual, turning every drill into a competition. You were perched in the stands, legs swinging off the edge as you watched George zip around the pitch like he hadnβt a care in the world. Youβd told him earlier to please not die today, and he had given you a wink and said, βNo promises, love.β
Typical.
Oliver was barking out orders below while Katie and Alicia ran plays overhead, but your eyes stayed on George. He always looked so alive on a broom, golden in the sunlight, wind-tossed hair everywhere, laughing like there was nothing else in the world to worry about.
And thenβjust like thatβit changed.
One moment he was banking left to avoid a Bludger, and the nextβ
WHAM.
Bludger to the head. Clean hit.
You heard the thud before you saw it. George spun midair like a ragdoll, his broom zigzagging before he tumbled off and hit the grass with a dull, sickening sound.
βGEORGE!β you screamed, dropping your notes and sprinting from the stands before Madam Hooch could even react.
By the time you reached him, he was flat on his back, eyes half-lidded, a crooked smile on his face like he had just had the best dream of his life. He blinked up at you slowly.
βHi,β he said, voice drowsy and slurred. βAre you an angel?β
βGeorgeβMerlin, George, are you alright?β you asked, dropping to your knees beside him, brushing back his hair to check for blood. βFred! Someone get Madam Pomfrey!β
He blinked again. βWhoa. Youβre really pretty.β
You froze, eyes narrowing. βOkay, yeah. Heβs definitely concussed.β
George propped himself up slightly on his elbows and squinted at you, like he was seeing you for the first time. βHeyβ¦ hey, uh, do you have a boyfriend?β
You stared at him. βSeriously?β
He grinned goofily. βBecause if not, Iβm available. Just saying.β
You bit back a laugh. βGeorge, I am your girlfriend.β
His face lit up like a Christmas tree. βNo way. For real?β
βFor real.β
He pumped a lazy fist into the air. βHell yeah.β
Fred, who had just run over, nearly tripped over himself laughing. βHeβs either dying or just scored the best news of his life.β
You rolled your eyes but couldnβt help the smile tugging at your lips. βBoth, apparently.β
George reached up and gently patted your face, missing your cheek and hitting your chin instead. βYouβre so soft. Have I told you youβre soft?β
βYouβve told me lots of things, love. Most of them nonsense.β
βBet I said them real smooth though.β
Fred muttered, βHe flirts better concussed than I do fully functioning,β earning a glare from you.
Madam Pomfrey finally arrived, puffing and muttering under her breath. βStep back, step back, what did he do this timeβbloody Weasley twinsββ
βHe caught a Bludger with his skull,β you said flatly.
βCoolest catch Iβve ever done,β George mumbled.
You brushed his hair back again gently, watching as Pomfrey waved her wand over his head and began muttering incantations. βYouβre going to be okay. Justβ¦ try not to flirt with anyone else on the way to the Hospital Wing.β
Georgeβs eyes fluttered closed briefly, then opened again, still dazed. βWouldnβt dream of it. Got the prettiest girl right here.β
βSweet-talker,β you said quietly, cheeks warm.
He smiled at you, soft and crooked. βStill canβt believe youβre my girlfriend. Thatβs like, winning the Triwizard Tournament but without the dragons.β
Fred piped up. βYou do realize youβre gonna have to live this all down when youβre healed, yeah?β
George didnβt miss a beat. βWorth it.β
Pomfrey sighed. βSomeone help me levitate this lovestruck idiot to the Wing before he starts serenading her.β
You stood up, still grinning as George kept his eyes locked on you, even while floating in mid-air. He reached out lazily, fingers wiggling in your direction. βI love you, random pretty girl.β
You leaned close and kissed his forehead. βStill your girlfriend, dork.β
He beamed, all bruised and dizzy and delighted. βHell yeah.β
I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

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In which George Weasley doesn't have the patience for making pancakes the muggle way.
"It says here we need to crack three eggs." You furrowed your brows, trying to decipher your mother's handwriting. You had been spending the summer holidays living at the Burrow with your boyfriend George, and decided to surprise the Weasleys with your favorite homemade pancakes.
"I just don't see why we can't do this the normal way," your boyfriend whined next to you, trying his best to crack an egg over the bowl without letting any eggshells fall in. You couldn't help suppress a laugh when you saw half of the eggshell swimming around in the batter. The truth was you could have used magic to make these pancakes in a matter of seconds, but seeing George struggle and complain about the most basic tasks brought you inexplicable joy. He looked so adorable with his cheeks puffed out in concentration and his hair a frazzled mess from running his hand through it in frustration.
"This is the normal way, my love." You gave him a peck on the cheeks, hoping to motivate him. Sighing, he fished out the eggshells from the bowl and grimaced at the slimy feeling on his fingers.
"Now, I just need to find a medium-sized pan," you looked around, trying to see through the clutter of pots and pans lying around the kitchen. "You just keep stirring the batter until it's perfectly smooth, Georgie."
George grabbed the whisk and looked over at you. He found it endearing how you were wearing his shorts, which were folded over multiple times to stop them from falling down. Stuck in admiration for you, he forgot all about the instructions you told him. He looked to the batter and then back to you. Seizing the opportunity of you being distracted by searching for the right pan, he pulled out his wand from his back pocket. With a quick flick of his wand, the batter became smooth, not a single lump floating around. Hurriedly he hid his wand as you approached him, pan in hand.
You gasped; the batter was perfect and had the exact color and consistency you remembered from your childhood.
"Oh, Georgie," you grabbed his face and planted hundreds of tiny kisses all over, "it's perfect!"
A very red George Weasley scratched his head, flustered by the unexpected morning affection, but a pang of guilt stirred in his chest. You poured the batter onto the pan and watched it turn into the most perfect golden brown pancakes. You were jumping up and down, happy that you both managed to make pancakes the muggle way without any errors, but your boyfriend did not seem to share the same enthusiasm. Looking closely at his expression, you could see that he looked like a child who knew he did something wrong. When George took the plates with over to the table, you saw something poking out from under his shirt.
"George Weasley"βyou never used his full name unless you were about to scold him, and something about your tone made him freeze in his spot.
"You used magic, didn't you?"
"No," he slowly turned to face you, guilt written all over his face.
"You are a terrible liar."
"A terribly cute one, at least?"
Typical of George to throw in a joke at the most inappropriate time. However, you did admire his ability to make light of any situation, and you tried your best to hide your smile. He slowly made his way towards you, a sheepish grin on his face.
"I'm really disappointed," you mumbled, although you did not sound like you meant it. The way he was holding your waist, pressing you so close against his chest made you forget all about your disappointment. His nose rubbed against yours, and with the faintest whisper he replied,
"I will make it up to you like I always do, love."
Honestly if youβre not a fangirl then what are you?
this is what best friends are for.
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hi hi mae! congratulations on 6k! thank you for celebrating with us.
could I maybe, potentially, if you donβt mind, request mae rambles with any of the marauders x chatterbox!reader who might ramble a bit too much (v self indulgent I was just told βdo you ever shut upβ at a party last night lol)
totally fine if you donβt feel like doing it! thank you for writing and sharing with us!!
Jesus who says that to someone! Massively uncool on their end, I'm positive you weren't as chattery as they were just in a bad mood lovely. Doing this with Sirius!
he's not always the best listener. it's not his fault !!! you're too pretty, how is he supposed to keep up with your story when he's so busy staring at you with hearts in his eyes
that said, he does generally pay attention and loooooves gossip, so whenever you're bringing that home he's all ears
he can be a chatterbox too, which may be kind of a lot for some people you're around, but the two of you kind of get in your own little bubble of bouncing off each other
when james is around? poor remus just has to sit back and watch
even when he's not in the mood to talk back at you, hearing you talk becomes a sort of comfort for him, like he's content to just sit there and listen to you for hours
also when you're nervous and your chatter becomes anxious rambling? so freaking cute. he eggs you on with silly questions and teasing looks until you're hot all over
I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.
your forgiven.
Youβreβ¦ really sweet to do that. Thanks.

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rb to give your mutuals motivation to do the things they need to do <3