Camping with a billionaire
Summary: A camping trip where the only thing wild is how far Sylus will go to keep Sweetie comfortable.
Note: Hello mortals!! Hope you guys are great and I just wish that I get more salary this month... magically!!!!!
You spent an entire week showing Sylus cute camping videos where couples struggled to pitch tents, burned marshmallows, and laughed under the stars. You were determined to have a "real outdoor experience." Sylus listened in complete silence, occasionally nodding while secretly texting someone. By the morning of the trip, a luxury RV the size of a small apartment rolled into the driveway, complete with marble floors, heated bedrooms, a chef's kitchen, and better Wi-Fi than your apartment.
"Sylus... that's not camping."
"It has wheels. It's outside. I'm adapting."
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You walked around the RV three times hoping a tent would magically appear from a hidden compartment. Instead, you found a cinema room, an espresso bar, and a bathroom larger than your childhood bedroom. Somewhere deep inside, your dream of sleeping on the ground quietly packed its bags and left.
"Why would I voluntarily sleep in fabric?"
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The campground went completely silent when the enormous RV parked beside a family using a tiny two-person tent. Children pointed. Parents stared. One old man slowly removed his glasses just to make sure he wasn't hallucinating. Sylus casually stepped outside holding a mug of coffee like this happened every Tuesday.
"Everyone's looking at us."
"They're admiring my parking."
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You insisted on gathering firewood yourself because "that's part of camping." Sylus watched you struggle for exactly twenty-three seconds before a helicopter appeared overhead carrying neatly bundled premium firewood. The pilot saluted before flying away. You simply blinked at the sky.
"...Did you order firewood by helicopter?"
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Your backpack contained instant noodles, canned beans, and snacks. Sylus revealed a private chef preparing steak, fresh pasta, and handmade desserts. Somehow the chef had already learned your favorite tea without ever meeting you.
"Keep it. Emergencies happen."
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You proudly unpacked your sleeping bag, determined to use it at least once. Sylus quietly replaced it with silk bedding that probably cost more than a car. When you tried putting the sleeping bag back, he folded it with suspicious respect and stored it away like a museum artifact.
"You're ruining the experience."
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When it got dark, you wanted to tell ghost stories around the fire. Sylus agreed... until hidden speakers turned on automatically, soft lanterns illuminated the trees, and warm blankets appeared from somewhere. Even the ghosts would've felt too comfortable to haunt anyone.
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You found a mosquito near your arm and prepared for battle. Before you could even slap it, tiny discreet insect repellents activated around the RV. The mosquito changed direction so fast it looked personally offended.
"Did you declare war on bugs?"
"I don't negotiate with terrorists."
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You wanted to roast marshmallows over the campfire. Sylus handed you imported handmade vanilla marshmallows because apparently normal ones weren't "balanced in flavor." You rolled your eyes while secretly admitting they tasted incredible.
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You pointed excitedly at the stars, expecting Sylus to admire the sky with you. Five minutes later, an astronomer arrived carrying a high-powered telescope because Sylus wanted you to "see them properly." Even the moon seemed confused.
" In case you wanted their names"
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You wanted to fish for dinner. Sylus rented the entire lake "just in case" someone disturbed your peace. You caught one tiny fish after two hours while he applauded like you'd won an Olympic medal.
"It's literally this big."
"Greatness isn't measured in centimeters."
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When you complained about being cold, Sylus silently wrapped you in his jacket before quietly increasing the RV's temperature. He pretended nothing happened while checking every five minutes if your hands were warm again.
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You woke up expecting birds chirping outside your tent. Instead, you smelled fresh croissants and coffee because breakfast had somehow been prepared before sunrise. Camping with Sylus apparently came with room service.
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You insisted on hiking a difficult trail. Halfway through you admitted your legs hurt, but your pride refused to quit. Sylus quietly crouched in front of you without saying a word, ready to carry you the rest of the way.
"You're already climbing onto my back."
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By the end of the trip you realized you had technically gone camping, but somehow you had also watched movies in reclining seats, eaten five-star meals, and slept under Egyptian cotton sheets while parked in the forest.
"Next time... actual camping?"
"We'll compromise. I'll remove one chandelier."