No Plan

Spiny Butterfly Ray

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

There are two kinds of people: normal ones and the ones who watch period dramas and get excited about the shots focused on hands.

Thematically speaking, the most important thing Terry Pratchett taught me was the concept of militant decency. The idea that you can look at the world and its flaws and its injustices and its cruelties and get deeply, intensely angry, and that you can turn that into energy for doing the right thing and making the world a better place. He taught me that the anger itself is not the part I should be fighting. Nobody in my life ever said that before.

obviously the crew/stede is going to eventually rejoin ed on the revenge in s2 and I am absolutely obsessed with the logistics of that, because you knooooow they're gonna hold a massive grudge against him. like give me a scene where ed kindly asks lucius to write something down for him and lucius is like oh sorry captain but I actually can't do that. you see when you pushed me overboard my wooden finger got waterlogged and now I'm unable to write. goodluck learning how to do it yourself :). give me a scene where jim attempts to assassinate ed for the marooning olu, only for him to turn his head in the knick of time and narrowly miss the blade. give me a scene where black pete walks up to ed and is like you know I used to think you were cool >:(. never meet your heros. and ESPECIALLY give me a scene where stede sits them all down and tries to (unsuccessfully) convince them to forgive and forget.