It's Real Horrorshow

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

wait… y’all don’t have garbage disposals? 

No, we just have a garbage can, nice and friendly, not trying to eat my fucking hand

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

You’re walking in the woods There’s no one around and your phone is dead

Accurate.

Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.

One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.

Reblogging for that 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

I’ve had someone take pics of me and my license plate on a first date before & I was okay with it. I’ve also had a friend allow me to view the tracking on her phone when she went to meet up with a guy the first time. This isn’t a joke at all & women have good reason to worry.

can’t believe all irish people were born today wow happy birthday

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.

SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON

I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.

This meme is everything I’ve ever needed

@riggetyriggetywrecked