Lactose And Intolerant Of Your Bullshit

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

its my gender and i get to pick the appropriate times to misgender myself for comedic purposes

the princess and the frog >>>> frozen

whoever made ^_^ cringe fuck you bitch

straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf and i’m like this is a screenshot from an adam s*ndler movie