alison

i nominate post malone for queer eye

please delete this im trying not to fucking cry in public

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

hello friend please look up i am here

may our education be stronger than fake news

Amen.

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

Just took an alignment test, and it turns out I’m chaotic evil 😂 y’all can take it here

This is what I think at 3:45 am

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

one of my cats was outside and my dad was like “no come back in here its christmas you’re going to spend it with your family” 

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

Winged eyeliner

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”