babygirl i’ve misread social cues you can’t even imagine

These The Type Of People I Tend To Stay FAR From💯

uonk till dey krossed u folk

Got played and sometime back done the playing too.......karma a bitch, she a dirty bitch....... beware

"i love music i wish i could hold it" well you can it's called a CD and it's got a hole and everything

TONIGHT WE FUCK MUSIC!!!

My man you may not want to announce you can fit through that small a hole

y ou are all so jealous of my thin meat

something CD fucker and the guy who invented prosciutto have both said

beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me

everybody in the club get sleepy

We were never meant for each other but I'm glad that even for a sheer moment it felt like we were.

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

i love being weird and unsettling but also a sweetheart . Peace and love!