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bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Encounter: the ‘Fruit Sniffer’

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

Sometimes I see people from countries with public healthcare systems post videos that are like “This is the reality of socialized medicine. I had to wait in the ER with my sick baby for 4 hours.” “I had to wait 8 months to see a specialist. That’s egregious.” or “They didn’t have a bed for my loved one in mental health treatment.” and it’s like. Come to America babygirl. You can experience all of this and have your insurance deny it and pay thousands and thousands of dollars for it. Like I know healthcare systems in countries with public health can be bad but when I see someone imply they’re bad because the healthcare is universal, I want to jump through the screen and put my elbow on their throat. “The NHS is deeply flawed, therefore we should abolish it and go back to private healthcare. That will definitely make healthcare in this country better!” I am going to Kill You.

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

when you think about it, Chastity is a hilarious baby name

fully sober in the club pulling out an annotated finnegans wake

When Sonic Adventure 2 from 2001 is writing circles around you with its female characters, it's time to look inwards and ask yourself what you've done to reach this point

Embarrassing. tbh

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank