ppl talk shit about tumblr but it’s delightfully ungovernable and chaotic. That has its downsides but watching companies try and fail to control it is amusing as fuck though it’s making the site garbagier than before.

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

SHAUN

SHAAAAAAUUUN

if my dog could suddenly understand what i said, I would tell him how much I love him, then I would tell him all thr things he does that is very difficult to deal with, and then I would explain the plot of metal gear solid to him

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

lmao an absolute delight

“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

As a trans person there comes a point where u have to radically accept ur situation. Living in an “I wish I was cis” mindset is not only living in denial but is also damaging your self esteem. At some point in a trans lifetime u need to look at yourself and realize “I am trans. I have a female/male/nonbinary body. (Meaning the gender you ARE, not your assigned sex). Cis opinions of me, my body, my presentation, my pronouns, etc, don’t matter.” And u have to accept YOURSELF as trans.