scatter the nuns

me and BB-8 have a lot in common, i too would travel the galaxy just to find oscar isaac

who needs broadway when every trip in my car is a one-woman production of hamilton starring me as everyone

i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now  is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone 

the worst part of christmas is watching emma thompson crying to joni mitchell

“God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. “God never makes mistakes” What on earth are you t a l k i n g about???

the story of noah is literally god going “fuck this i’m starting over”

this is a song called “im so tired” *starts screaming for 20 hours straight*

In between breaths we are all dead.

the voice crack makes up like 80% of why this makes me laugh

I can’t believe this is back

I tried rickrolling my friend but she had the YouTube video URL memorized

wait hamilton is a musical i just thought tumblr was being fucking weird about one of our founding fathers