shrimppropaganda ?!

headcanon curly likes his mcnuggets all bare and plain like the fucking plain ass bitch he is. he eats them with no sauce like a fucking animal. just bare. no sauce. just swallowing that shit down like a beast. fucking savage. Basic fatass. rawdogging tjat shit. Barbarian behavior. he enjoys sad little meat white chicken pieces. straight up rawdogging those sad little lumps of chickenesque protein. the kind of dude who brings lunchables to a potluck and acts like he contributed. he eats the cheese and crackers separately like the fucking freak he is.no assembly. no effort.just shoving raw components into his mouth like a feral animal.absolute menace. he doesnt even peel string cheese, just bites into it whole. sociopathic. he probably enjoys the taste of disappointment and processed sadness. the kind of guy who eats a microwaved hot dog with no bun, no ketchup. downing it like a prehistoric caveman witj its fresh kill