bishrexual

a criminal

A hero

an artist

ch iken….

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

FISH NO

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way

is it florence welch

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

kafkaesque = anything with a bug in it

really kafkaesque sandwich i had this morning