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So i have a little shrew living in my walls for some time now, making noise, randomly sitting next to me, even having a little tapdance RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEAD WHILE I SLEEP and yeah...really annoying and my grandma is terrified. I tried to catch it. All the time but i failed so far. Don't worry, it will live, even found a nice place to set it free once i got it.

My boyfriend started joking about how this little one is actually having a social media account, wearing a gopro on its head and making tons of pov vids. We were laughing a lot at that. And then i added that they would upload it on shrewtube. Funny stuff

Below is the first trap i had build but the shrew wouldn't step on the cardboard. Guess it was sus. Too bad because i spend approx 3 hours on it. My boyfriend was very proud but confused how i could manage to build this kind of construction and then not tidying up my room

Like playing or something like that would be cool. At the moment the only reason i am giving him gifts is to make Fang like me more and this shouldn't be all of it. Hopefully there will be more about it in the future.

What else i kinda am upset about (but in this case i might want too much) is that X stares at you like a human would while birds usually give you the side-eye to look at you (bird owner speaking, just in case)

I would like to see that on him as well because it can also look absolutely hilarious.

Also he sits weirdly on Fangs shoulder

He and Arvio meet up quite often after some time and when they spend too much time together Fang might pick up on Arvios bad attempts to joke. And one day in public he randomly decides to crack one of these but instead of only hearing crickets chirping the people around him just burst out laughing in disbelieve after a second of pure silence since its completely unexpected and unlikely for him to say anything like that.

I swear, he is at a point where he could say absolutely anything thats just slightly out of line and he would suddenly be the king of comedy in this town. Also Arvio is jealous about it and would try to claim this to be his work so he would gain at least a bit of attention about it.

Fang sometimes talks in his sleep and on some occasions its seesaian so one can only imagine what he is dreaming about.

Good thing: It sounds cute

Bad thing: This might indicate that he is having a nightmare of his past

Bless this dude

Bonus: X sometimes wakes up when Fang gets too worked up and flies over to check on him and eventually trying to calm him down in several ways like saying sweet things in the voice of his mother or maybe even snuggling up a bit until he calms down (Builder would do the second thing later too if desired)

Also another thing: