𝕤𝕙𝕢𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨.

i need more of kylie , sofia , abel , jade , leigh anne , perrie , calum , and ashley in no particular order . chop , chop , babes ! 

word on the street , i’ve really started getting under madison’s skin with my little predictions . honestly ? i give it … two weeks tops before luke and shawn are back to drooling over each other’s dicks and their women being oblivious as fuck to it . 

i’m surprised we haven’t seen them interact yet . knowing mr . i - make - that - pussy - rain is going to come to snatch all of our wigs .

here’s the thing , louis is whipped as hell . i’d be seriously shocked if he ever started fucking around . 

cute but destined to fail . noah is a fuck boy and he knows . sofia knows it too but will only accept this when she realizes she can’t change him .

what’s good my friends ? please come and talk some shit in the inbox .

       there’s really no drama other than two stubborn men and two even stupider girls . throw them into one room together and they’d all kill each other . 

       i would definitely consider niall to be an upgrade compared to that strawberry looking dude she calls a husband . but … true . 

         as long as sofia keeps noah busy enough to keep his ass from texting alexa and ruining it all , yeah . but we all know she’ll come running back to that player the second he asks for it again . then again … what makes ansel any better ? baby girl , hit up zendaya instead .

      they’re bound to give us some steamy sex but is emily gonna ditch her sweet deal for niall ? chances are unlikely as fuck . girl is shadier than he is .

        can you imagine the look on those girls’ faces when they realize their men are obsessed with each other ? you’d think after the second time they’ve fallen out that their boy toys can’t live without each other . 

        i think we’re all in agreement that shawn and luke needed to happen , like , yesterday . i also need zendaya / alexa , kylie / stassie , some mother fucking larry , and anyone else just want all of little mix to fuck each other ? same .

you think so? they are super hot together, but also… is Harry really hooking up with 5 other people right now? ew. someone give him the memo about social distancing, please !

boring ! i’d much rather see Zayn make a mess with someone like Bella to spite his ex. or maybe Harry, or maybe even Louis . god knows how they actually got along back in the day, but it sure looked like sparks were flying between all three of them. as for Niall? that boy seems to be getting around just fine. wouldn’t be shocked if he added Zayn to his list of recent hookups. 

agreed ! someone fill me in on the full story there anyway, are Luke and Hailey married… in an open marriage so Luke can keep fucking around with Shawn? Is Madison cool with this? i think they should all just move in together and cut a reality show deal.

not totally sure what’s going on there, but I’d bet anything it has everything to do with Whore-y Styles, that boy is so messy. here’s hoping for a run-in between Brendon and Louis irl soon- twitter fights are so over, i’m dying to see them really throw down. consider this us announcing we’re taking bets on a winner already.

you know what they say, hate sex is great sex .