SJW Girlfriend

bast came down and told those niggas to cut that shit out

my man degree’d up on my ass. 

He’s so fine 😭

I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????

MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT

Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

all this damn shit!!!! irrelivant!!! i need a 5th of henney and a hard wave brush!!!!

it… it doesn’t work like that…

Cereal is good for you

ASMR Making your pants wet (NO TALKING)

good luck trying to make me pee my pants without shouting the activation phrase “PISS OVERDRIVE”

ASMR me breaking a cork board over your head and peeing on YOUR pants (NO ACTIVATION NEEDED)

Yourself.

haven’t we all heard the “trans women are forcing cis lesbians to fuck them” line enough times? i don’t think anyone needs to hear that anymore. 

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008), dir. David Fincher

hol up look at ol’ musky’s three inch heels

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

no hes spitting them in there

unstoppable force (my thirst for an education) vs immovable object (my excutive dysfunction preventing me from actually doing any work)

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

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