once again its me!

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

habitable zone

some of y'all really need to be told to have morals and quite frankly that’s scary

not gonna lie i am so scared and sorry for the 13 and 14 year old girls today

this isn’t about anything specific other than the fact that men are getting increasingly more and more bold in being predatory and these little girls are impressionable and it’s scary as hell cause That was me and i can’t HELP any of them because none of them will listen. at that age you just wanna be seen as pretty and mature and older & will swoon over any guy who makes you feel like that even if they’re six years your senior. so i’m scared as shit but that’s just me

[group of cavemen around a fire grunting] Me. Me. Same. Me Same. Me. Me.

[me, a wise caveman elder] me. me. m… m-muh… mood. [all the other cavemen go fuckin nuts]

i hate to be the one to say this but pissing your pants is the future. it’s not long before we have smart cyber daipers that handle all our waste and convert it to clean air and sun energy instantly. i promise.

op pee your pants

*does so and powers my whole house and car*

i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

As a James I felt attacked scrolling past this with no context