being kind is punk rock ☆

I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH PLEASE HES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

COFFEE

I truly believe a lubed up handjob at a pace so slow it’s verging on torturous given by a cute girl with a sadistic smile on her face actually cures depression

"where have u been" been sad bro

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

every time my hair is greasy it’s like you might as well just take me out back and shoot me honestly

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.