Cl(ass)y

Carnally?

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

essence of ronald reagan

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

say what you will about the British they went off with fish and chips.

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

I used to feel so guilty for the cheap Old Navy stuff I would buy but it’s nine years later and I’m still wearing the same things.

not me telling myself my jeans with entire holes in the ass are still good because they don’t show actual underwear

im your poor little manic pixie dream meow meow girl. women want me fish think they can fix me. i dont know.

Love how "3d printing your own guns" was somehow part of the original image

had the worst toast-buttering experience today