Justice and a Slim Jim

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

imagine enjoying a la croix

I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

stop putting stem and arts majors against each other!! they are partners and they are in love!!

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

LMAO I’m dead ass 😂😂😂

the sexual tension between me and a pretty girl on public transportation who doesn’t even notice i’m there

U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice

pics or it didn’t happen

ppl who arent bisexual are like “oh this is what i think it means to be bi actually” and u sound dumb as hell, bisexuality is when ur brain is small but ur meat is huge. next question.