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Erandur, after I drink Vaermina’s funky dream juice: you aren’t amazed that you were just in someone else’s memory??

me: dude a few days ago I touched a book that yeeted me into the fuckin knowledge plane to chat with an eldritch tentacle god. I am hard to shock or impress at this point my man

#lex plays skyrim #after u’ve personally bumped elbows with hermaeus mora #a little dreamwalking is like nothing #hermaeus mora is my man tho we’re bros now #i found the dude with the dwarf box and started that questline #so now i’m gettin blood for a tentacle monster #vaermina’s gotta do a bit more if she wants to steal me from my many-eyed bff #she? is vaermina a she?#idk gender isn’t real anyway

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me @ skyrim dragon: land if you want me to fight you. Land on the ground!

my dad, from the kitchen: are you talking to me??

#lex plays skyrim #he always thinks i’m talking to him when i yell at skyrim like #why would i be telling you #to land on the ground #sir?? are you levitating??#no???#then clearly i’m not talking to you #go back to your coffee making and let me yell at dragons pls

Psijic Order monk: the Eye of Magus is very dangerous!!! bad things will happen!!

me, looking at very dangerous thing and realizing I have the option to “activate” it: why would you tempt me like this Todd, you know how weak I am

#lex plays skyrim #i didn’t activate it but #i was so close #so tempted #adhd impulse is real

I’m at the College of Winterhold and I

I just

I love J’zargo

#lex plays skyrim #i love the accent the khajit have #i love how they refer to themselves in third person #i love how they’re just as kleptomaniacal as me #j’zargo just wants to blow shit up and take jewels #and i think that’s very brave and gay of him

part of me doesn’t want to leave Solstheim until I’ve discovered everything here and found all the things (especially the Dwemer things!!! love me some dwarf dungeons!!! cogs and levers!!!! ancient steampunk!!!!!!!! I’ve found my new aesthetic & it’s dwarven mechanics babyyyy)

the bigger, louder part of me says FUCK Solstheim, it’s ugly and gross, everything here is scary, I don’t care about Miraak I just wanna go do some shady shit in a medieval city

#lex plays skyrim #i hate solstheim #i can’t even explain it i just #hate it here #except the dwemer stuff that part RULES #kiCKS ASS

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I opened a book and now I’m in a weird green dimension???? what have I done????????

#lex plays skyrim #i’m in solstheim now btw #and i hate it #everything is bad here #i miss dragons and shit

there’s a ball of light bouncing around me in this cave?? making a weird noise??? should I be concerned or

#lex plays skyrim #it’s got me so confused y’all #am I gonna die??#probably #but will that death be due to weird ball of light???#that is yet to be seen

when I was kind of almost a vampire, everyone said I looked ill

as a werewolf, a guard just said I smell like wet dog

I cannot catch a break with these judgy npcs

#lex plays skyrim #it’s just so rude #let me be a furry in peace

update: I’m for sure not a vampire now

I’m a werewolf instead 😎

#lex plays skyrim #teen wolf prepared me for this #i was also team jacob back in the day #it was all leading up to this moment #i’m ready

fuuuuck I had to go back so far to undo the draugr cockblock I’m infuriated

#lex plays skyrim #i'm gonna fuck up these skellingtons so hard now

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so I killed a draugr and it landed on a pressure plate I needed to stand on to complete this puzzle and now the pressure plate doesn’t work & I can’t finish this dungeon??? idk if going outside and coming back will change anything or if that draugr corpse will cockblock me forever so I think I have to load a pre-cockblock save and try again and I’m mad

#lex plays skyrim #fuckin dead people ruining my day

update: got gud and joined thieves guild, am still possibly a little bit a vampire(?), and I have enough quests going to last me so many hours of hyperfocus

I love this game

#lex plays skyrim #also i love thievery and shenanigans!#i do wanna fight some more dragons tho

turns out I’m still uhhhh real bad at sneaking and pickpocketing so I’ll have to get gud before I can join thieves’ guild oops

guess I’ll keep wandering the countryside doing menial tasks for now

#lex plays skyrim

got arrested in Ivarstead and accidentally ended up in Riften so...guess who’s gonna go find the thieves’ guild a lot sooner than they expected?? (it me)

#lex plays skyrim

it took me....two hours.....to get up the mountain to the greybeards. I missed the path I was supposed to take and took a different one and I got...so lost....

plus also I think I’m maybe a vampire now by accident? which is super

#lex plays skyrim

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apparently just standing there and letting the dragon breathe fire at you while you pelt it with arrows is a viable method for dragonslaying

I didn’t even die

easy mode is somethin else y’all

#lex plays skyrim

it’s finally dragon time babeyyyyy

#lex plays skyrim

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