the cutest loser in the county

ive had hiccups for 20 minutes now why wont god let me die

went away as soon as i posted this. never stop complaining it always gets the results you want

Ring's on the wrong finger. Sic em, Jason.

i fr have an obsession with time travel. so much of my fave media has like time loops and shit

Religion: CATHOLIC

You placed a rectangle on a flat surface, you have completed the summoning ritual. Congratulations! Your spell was successful!

Cat self-adoption tactics are becoming more aggressive

Transfem horror protagonist who realizes she's a woman because she's the Final Girl

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert