motherfucker (limited edition)

@shortyouarel

call me makeshift. this is a sideblog and i don't use it often but i'm still alive at the moment. considering using it for edgy posting

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yo I’ve posted about this before but I have this document and it’s got a whole lot of stuff in it called How To Adult, it used to be just for me when I grew up but I figured y’all might find it useful as well. It’s basically a ton of links to Tumblr posts with a short desc. of each on top and there’s a ton of categories:

Assorted new adult tips/General living

Avoiding harassment (am female)

Householding/Parenting/Teaching

Food And Drink

Clothes

Politics

Internet

Cop/Law-Enforcement Related

Information

Money-related

Relationships

Health/Medical (Mental/Emotional/Physical)

Writing/Studying/School

Safety

Dealing With Abusive Parents

LGBTQIA+

Hygiene

Animals/Pets

Entertainment

Free Stuff

the link is https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nc8mR9es0dysOC-o1XDKhPV7it4B2B9bl5BI1E0jTAI/edit?usp=sharing if y’all want it, if there’s something you want me to add let me know!

haha yeah

great post makeshift

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yo I’ve posted about this before but I have this document and it’s got a whole lot of stuff in it called How To Adult, it used to be just for me when I grew up but I figured y’all might find it useful as well. It’s basically a ton of links to Tumblr posts with a short desc. of each on top and there’s a ton of categories:

Assorted new adult tips/General living

Avoiding harassment (am female)

Householding/Parenting/Teaching

Food And Drink

Clothes

Politics

Internet

Cop/Law-Enforcement Related

Information

Money-related

Relationships

Health/Medical (Mental/Emotional/Physical)

Writing/Studying/School

Safety

Dealing With Abusive Parents

LGBTQIA+

Hygiene

Animals/Pets

Entertainment

Free Stuff

the link is https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nc8mR9es0dysOC-o1XDKhPV7it4B2B9bl5BI1E0jTAI/edit?usp=sharing if y’all want it, if there’s something you want me to add let me know!

well my guardian angel gave me a cool flaming sword

it's not a reward for good behavior or anything they just want to see what i'll do with it

i'm gonna set fire to a bitcoin mine

#your angel gives you two more swords

It’s taking a lot of personal restraint to not make a long meta post about why it would be worse for Garak to fuck Richard Bashir than it would be for Julian to fuck Tain

Okay so several people asked me to do this. I cannot fathom why but here goes:

The reason for this essentially boils down to why Tain and Richard are shitty in their respective ways.

Tain is Garak without his good traits. Manipulative, cunning, willing to go to great lengths for his beliefs even if the costs are high. He is essentially an older, eviler, more powerful Garak. There’s ways in which he’s pitiful, especially as he’s dying but he’s not pathetic. Garak has a lot of shamed connected to this part of himself.

On the other hand Richard is unlike Julian in many ways. He’s confident, but there’s nothing to back it up. He’s false bravado, toxic optimism with none of the skill or expertise of his son. He seems mostly unable to learn from his mistakes or to understand the consequences of his actions. He is pathetic because his conception of himself is inherently larger than his actual ability to contribute. He is a clown who does not know he’s a clown. This is inherently embarrassing.

So if Julian fucked Tain, like it’s awkward right but on a certain level it would almost be Julian embracing the worst parts of Garak. Also I don’t think it would be that fun. Julian would most definitely have to do all of the work which he usually doesn’t mind but for Tain? Rough. Not to mention this would definitely be a power play by Tain, which is a situation that while inherently fucked up, almost sort of makes sense. To add to this, there’s almost no point in canon where Julian could do this while knowing Tain was Garak’s father.

On the other hand if Garak fucked Richard, it’s just one more thing about him which is now embarrassing to Julian. To add to this, Garak would most definitely have to instigate it. Now for a moment imagine Richard’s whole positivity + obliviousness during sex. He would do a bad job and think he was doing great.

So to compare: Julian fucking Tain is screwed up but one can imagine the senario that leads to it, and frankly it’s not the worst thing Tain has probably done to Garak. On the other hand, Garak would definitely have to seduce Richard and this embarrassment would haunt Julian for decades.

technically true. bit of an understatement. otherwise, ? im imagining like the last 15 seconds of tain’s life . “ask me… as your son”. julian hears that and just sweeps garak aside and starts stripping tain’s clothes off, praying he can climax before he has to call time of death. not great cemetrygatess. not great.

I more meant (and I’ll admit I could have been more articulate in what is clearly a Very Important work of meta) that it’s not out of the question that Julian already knew that Tain was Garak’s father when Tain died in 371. I think that the most logical interpretation of canon would indicate that he didn’t know until Tain was dying, and that is certainly my interpretation, but a lot of Garak and Bashir stuff seems to happen off screen so I do think you could make the argument Julian already knew.

Still the visual you’ve presented is compelling in it’s horror, so thank you.

#classmate asked me what i was reading #me: *hides this post* nOTHING #no but this IS an important work of meta #you're right and you should say it

irresistible-revolution

at any given time i’m thinking about the garashir ovipositing fic

#shrieking dnsjjsjs

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Jefferies tubes are so gay like what are you entering another mans tubes for huh ?

#mutuals climb into my jeffries tubes

forgive me my weakness - kotemorons

So uh have some uh. Armor voyeurism? Also on AO3.

Pairing: Boba Fett/Din Djarin

Rating: M

Word Count: ~3k

Warnings/notes: Voyeurism, implied AND explicit sexual content, masturbation, panic attacks. Of course not all in that order but whatever.

——————-

It happened on reflex. Boba Fett was so used to people not telling him the whole truth, that he’d built a biotelemetry scanner into his visor, one that could analyze heartrate, blood pressure, body temperature, any number of physical signs. They told him more about what was going on in front of him than any other bounty hunter really cared about. Growing up on Kamino, he had probably too much of a fascination with physiology, subconscious body responses, body language, the like.

He’d just reinstalled the program into his helmet after getting his armor back. Din, the other Mandalorian, had walked in and told him they were flying from Morak, but there was a strange lilt to his body, like he was nervous. Boba tilted his head to the side, activating the body trace completely on accident. Apparently, things were still on the fritz, though, because they managed to not only run the trace, but fully autosplice the life support in Din’s armor, giving him a sudden readout on his visor of all of Din’s vital signs, down to a little rabbity pulse monitor.

Uh, shit.

Keep reading

#we love them!!!#anyways amazing. wonderful. lovely #(as usual)

general-george-washington

Happy duel day to this video

general-george-washington

Idk if these are true but genuinely the idea of this video playing in my high school US history class is a hell of a vision

whose-line-requests

if there’s only one whose line video you watch let it be this one

whose-line-requests

HAPPY SUNDAY, JULY 11

IMMO (in my mighty opinion)

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having a tea party with the parasocials. mutuals not invited

#sometimes i just say words

having a tea party with the parasocials. mutuals not invited

in a mood to start an argument for no reason. give me your unpopular opinions and i’ll fight you about it

ok fine i’ll go first. people who use more than 10 tags on every single post they reblog are weird. if i see a post tagged “#haha #funny #amusing #lol #hahaha #funny things #jokes #joke #lmao #i lol’d #humor #humour #laugh tag #funny stuff #hehe #😂 #😆 #🤣” in your tags on my notes im going to just assume you’re a serial killer

alternatively, when people post like, a selfie or picture of the sky or something, and tag it with literally every popular tag that might be followed. no, your face is not "#tech #fashion #economics #meme #robotics #politics"

or when people make long unskippable posts in popular tags

also kinda annoying seeing shorter and shorter versions of the same long post whenever two people talk but that's an issue with tumblr itself I think

something that would be nice would be the ability to collapse a post, actually

honestly i kinda miss the function tumblr used to have where they’d put the post under an automatic Read More if it got too long. & YES ditto to the irrelevant tags

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

beautiful festive image

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trans friend groups are so funny because everyone's names make them sound like the most regular person you'll ever meet or an evil wizard and there's no inbetween

trans friend groups be like this is james and amy and this is xythan and bermuda triangle (we call them B.T. for short)

jumpingjacktrash

there are only two genders: “i just want a normal name that fits me” and “if you’re going to change your name anyway, why on earth would you NOT change it to Captain Neptuna Fortuna Vacuuma III?”

gallusrostromegalus

responding to teacher comments on my work like "okay??? why are you telling me???"

"if you don't start showing your work i'm going to have to contact your parents" no due respect but that's got fuck-all to do with me maam

#like! i seriously do not give a single flying fuck at this point #(i say knowing full well i'll have a breakdown if i have a b in any class)#BUT ANYWAYS #ok to reblog

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