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Hu Tao: Pain relief pills are overrated, pain giver pills on the other hand...
Zhongli: Poison.
Hu Tao: Oh yeah, poison!

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Beidou: Rules were made to be broken
Ningguang: They were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken
Xiangling: Uh, piñatas
Chongyun: Glowsticks
Xingqiu: Karate boards
Hu Tao: Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Beidou: Rules
Childe throwing a beehive at Scaramouche: Go forth my murder children, commit your sins!
welcome to the “all my friends are dead” party
Kirk: Croissants: dropped
Uhura: Road: works ahead
Sulu: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Chekov: Shavacado: fre
Chapel: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Bones:
Bones: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr
world heritage post
[while Alfred's away]
Jason: Have you considered any alternatives to ordering food through an app?
Tim: Oh, believe me. I tried getting the Kents to FedEx me their leftovers. They weren’t even having it.
Jason: No, I mean like buying ingredients and cooking.
Tim: I don’t eat ingredients. I eat food!
Arthur, at the round table: Are we really going to let Merlin keep that dragon?
Elyan: We kept Gwaine.
@merlinmyrddin we talked about your tags…
Gaius: Merlin, can I speak to you for a minute?
Merlin: Ooh, someone’s in trouble! It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.
Morgana: What are your strengths?
Gwen: I fall in love easily.
Morgana: Okay... and what are your weaknesses?
Gwen: Those cute eyes of yours.

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Morgana: 'bout to get Arthur again
Uther: Morgana leave him alone while he's sleeping
Morgana: *pours water on Arthur*
Arthur: *chocked gasp*
Merlin: Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger, but now that I'm older, I've learned how to make different, far more serious mistakes.
Gwen: Words ending in "ie" are so cute! Like "sweetie", "cutie", "cookie"...
Morgana: Die.
Gwen: No!
Merlin: I cut my finger and it's bleeding.
Gaius: Just put some pressure on it.
Merlin:
Merlin: [looks down at his finger] If you don't go out and get a job, your family will starve.
Gaius:
Gaius: No--
Gwaine: [holding a pose] How's the painting coming along?
Lancelot: [painting] Great!
Gwaine: Can I take a look?
Lancelot: Sure!
Lancelot: [turns easel around]
Gwaine:
Gwaine: That's a fish.
Lancelot: Yeah.
Gwaine: You painted a fish? I thought you were painting me for the last three hours!
Lancelot: Well, I started off painting you, but then I started thinking about aquariums, and he happened!
Gwaine: Then why am I still here?!
Lancelot:
Lancelot: I get lonely.

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Gwen: I cook with wine.
Gwen: Sometimes, I even add it to the food.
Merlin: [shoots upright in bed] I'M LATE FOR THE COUNCIL MEETING
Merlin:
Merlin: Oh, wait, I'm not Arthur's servant anymore.
Merlin: [lays back down]
Merlin: [sits up again] I'M THE COURT SORCERER