The Short Stuff Stage Chick

“Enola Holmes could be first canon johnlock” “S&Co. could be first canon johnlock” WE ALREADY GOT FIRST CANON JOHNLOCK IN FAWX AND STALLION. THEY KISSED. IT WAS VERY EMOTIONAL. THERE’S AN ANIMATIC ON YOUTUBE.

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

Toby Ziegler walked into the presidents office said “Your father beat you didn’t he Mr. President” completely unprompted and then sent Bartlet into a four day insomnia spiral so bad he needed to see a therapist over it

My friends and I all took a “which Jane Austen love interest would you fall for?” and I was like ooh ooh I hope I get Mr. Knightley. But also if they have Henry Tilney on there he’s super underrated and I would get his humor better than Catherine anyway so I want him too. One of my friends said she wanted Mr. Darcy and I was like eh hard pass. Everyone looked at me like I committed sacrilege and I was like look! I love him! As a character! And I think he’s great for Elizabeth! I am really super happy that Elizabeth ended up with him. And also perfectly content to not be Elizabeth because he’s just not for me. And then we took the test and I got Mr. Darcy and one of my friends said “I forgot not liking him was a prerequisite for falling in love with him” and I threw my phone at her (spiritually, not physically, bc phones are expensive)

DON'T SPEAK TO ME FOR THREE TO FIVE BUSINESS DAYS I AM NOT OKAY

Jack giving night shift a pep talk and them all clearly being varying levels of into it is one of the funniest scenes in the episode. Shen is having the time of his life. Nazely can barely believe this is happening. Ellis and Crus have clearly learned to go along with it. Olive and Mateo know this is what they get for working night shift. And Jack is completely unapologetic about the whole thing.